A recent study published by the Journal of the American Medical Association shows that watching two hours of TV a day will:
- increase your risk of developing Type 2 diabetes by 20%
- increase your risk of heart disease by 15%
- and increase your risk of premature death by 13%
And these statistics aren’t even taking into account THE UNDENIABLE FACT that The Simpsons funds terrorism!!! That means The Simpsons can kill you in multiple ways!!! Matt Groening and Rupert Murdoch have blood on their hands!!! PEOPLE blood!!!
If you’re still watching The Simpsons on FOX-TV, STOP DOING SO IMMEDIATELY!!!! It could be a matter of life or death!!! DEVELOPING…