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Professor Frink shows off the massive Frinkiac 7 computer in the 1970s.

Frinkiac, the incredible Simpsons screenshot search engine, has undergone a massive upgrade. Every episode has been added, which you can see on a handy navigator page (previously it only went up to Season 17, less than half the entire series). There are also improvements to the gif generator, and the meme creator has been supplanted with a “comic maker” that spits out multiple framegrabs of a scene with more options, including new fonts. These changes also apply to its Futurama counterpart, Morbotron.

Paul Kehrer, one of the developers, outlined all the changes and technical mumbojumbo in a blog post, where he also mentions some future plans:

Visual search! We’ve been working on this for a while, but we’re not happy with the results yet so it’s feature flagged off. The biggest challenge is that the visual models which describe scenes are not good at identifying characters. We need to improve character recognition and integrate it with scene descriptions to provide acceptable visual search results and that remains a work in progress. For example, it is not enough to know that Homer, Bart, and Moe are in a scene, we need the textual description to correctly identify which characters are performing which actions. We make no promises on dates (we did neglect this site for nearly ten years after all), but keep an eye out.

Frinkiac initially launched in February 2016 and is probably the only useful tech innovation in the past decade (well, I guess the COVID vaccine was good too). Younger Simpsons fans will never know what a pain in the ass it was finding the right screencap prior to its creation, let alone create gifs. May it continue living on forever.

WHAA...?!

lisa in iceIn a stunning rebuke to global warming, the Dachstein Ice Palace in Austria is set to unveil its new copyright-infringing ice sculpture of TV’s the Simpsons today, or at least that’s all I could extrapolate from this article:

Die Eiskünstler Hans Böhmer (Mitarbeiter der Dachsteingletscher-Bahn), Christian Schmid und Sebastian Zörweg haben in den letzten Wochen mehr als 4 Tonnen Kunsteis und 9 Tonnen Gletschereis verarbeitet, um die Simpsons in Lebensgröße so realistisch wie möglich zu schnitzen. Ab Samstag, den 12. Juni können alle Gäste auf der wohl berühmtesten Couch der Fernsehgeschichte gemeinsam mit der Familie Simpson Platz nehmen. Neu ist auch der Fotopoint im Dachstein Eispalast. Besteigen Sie den Eis- Thron und fühlen Sie sich für ein paar Augenblicke wie ein König in dieser frostig – faszinierenden Eiswelt. Dazu Dachstein-Geschäftsführer Ernst Trummer: “Der Eispalast ist seit dem 1. Tag eine Erfolgsgeschichte. Um weiterhin für unsere vielen Besucher attraktiv zu bleiben, haben wir heuer alle Figuren neugeschnitzt und die Eis-Säle neu gestaltet”.

You should watch the video, particularly the moment at 1:54. [SimpsonsNews.de]

NOISELAND ARCADE

Some guy made an incredibly detailed “Springfield” skin for Quake III Arena, with all kinds of nerd-salivating props from past episodes – Big Butt Skinner balloon, pig tracks on the ceiling, etc. Hopefully Fox Interactive, hot off the heels of Simpsons Crazy Taxi, Simpsons Grand Theft Auto and Simpsons Myst will hire this guy to make the next Simpsons video game, Simpsons Quake.

[YouTube via Boing Boing]