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Simpsons Take Bold Stand Against Cancer

The Simpsons – assuming they mean the the Simpsons and not, like, Jessica and Ashlee Simpson – will be appearing in some multi-network anti-cancer telethon thing (can we safely assume any celebrity not appearing supports cancer?) that will air September 10th. The last time The Simpsons did this, Homer got a colonoscopy, so that’s where the bar is set. [TVbytheNumbers.com]