It’s the 30th anniversary of the short-lived Simpsons rival Capitol Critters! To commemorate the occasion, we decided to check in on the titular critters and see what they’ve been up to.
Mauled to death by Major Biden.
Served as technical advisor on the Barney Cam franchise, quietly retired to Maryland.
Controlling Pete Buttigieg Ratatouille-style.
Cockroach with swastika hat
Trampled during the Capitol riots.
Continues to keep the White House rodent community alive by providing reporters with gossip in exchange for food.
Attempted to sue J.K. Rowling for stealing his name, which unfortunately led to the rat equivalent of Dred Scott v. Sandford.
Disappeared under mysterious circumstances during the Clinton Administration.
Became a Post Left crank, mostly just retweets RETVRN memes.
His personality changed completely after meeting Gadget Hackwrench. Together they have three children.
For more on Capitol Critters, check out this What A Cartoon! podcast.